Seedless – the blog
Real stories from men who went under the knife – and survived. Read about our experiences to prepare for your own snippage.
A few moments of pain for a lifetime of pleasure…
All Juice. No Seeds.
What to expect from a vasectomy
You’ve made the decision to put an end to your seed. Next step: vasectomy-town. The word itself causes many men to wince and hunch over in discomfort. It makes sense because all our life, we have been trained to safeguard the “family jewels” at all costs. But once you...
Ryan Reynold’s Fathers Day Cocktail – The Vasectomy
You don’t have to fill it
At the age of 50 my wife and I were starting to take some risks with unprotected sex so we decided that I was for the snip. A visit to the GP and the necessary referral was made. As it was being done free under the National Health Service, there was a wait of almost a...
Snipped: Already have two girls, don’t want a third
A vasectomy story from KB:I am currently sitting on the couch watching Ferdinand with my two kids, and this is the most movement I've had since Friday. Today is Sunday.Day Zero – D-Day – I went in nervous with my wife by my side. The nurse called me back and I never...
My decision to go childfree
First of all, I love kids. They’re great. They’re the future. They’re precious. They’re just not for me. I’m not sure exactly when I decided i didn’t want any of my own. i grew up in a small community and babysat many of the neighbor’s kids regularly. I wasn’t a...
Dad jokes from the ball doctor
Hello, my name is Eddie: I'm 31-yrs, 3 kids, and I had a vasectomy 5 days ago. I had my third child about 6 months ago and although my wife wanted a tubal that just wasn't possible for her, so I stepped up. Throughout the long waiting time to get an appointment with...
Dang, that stings!
CdnCyclist's vasectomy story So my vasectomy was a redundancy, a backup plan. My wife already had a tubal six months earlier but we have seven kids and were quite certain we were done. There was a three-month wait for a consult and a two-month wait for the procedure...
SuperSperm!
Billy Bad Ass' story: My New Theory About Blue Balls Ok, so my vasectomy experience was a roller coaster of emotions. Let me explain. In early 2012 I was diagnosed with testicular cancer. I was told then it was stage 3 and likely spread to my pelvic region bones. I...
The best Vasectomy Jokes
We’ve scoured the deepest, darkest crevices of the internet to find this assortment of rude, disgusting, painful, obnoxious, and inappropriate jokes related to vasectomies, but the good news is, they’re all funny AF. Make sure to share these with your buddies before...
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