Seedless – the blog
Real stories from men who went under the knife – and survived. Read about our experiences to prepare for your own snippage.
A few moments of pain for a lifetime of pleasure…
All Juice. No Seeds.
Redneck Vasectomy
After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided they'd had enough because they couldn’t afford a larger bed. The husband went to the veterinarian and asked to be snipped. "Me'n my cousin don't want no more kids" The vet told him he could get a...
What is a Vasectomy Recovery Kit?
What is a Vasectomy Recovery Kit, and who is it for? That's an easy one - the VSR is a collection of toys and distractions to keep your man's mind - and hands - off his recent incision. It can be created by a loving wife, best buddy, or knowing parent....
What a vasectomy feels like
Here’s What A Vasectomy Feels Like…From A Guy Who’s Had It Done If you want to know what a vasectomy feels like then you know that you have come to the right place. You have to accept the fact that you’ll no longer be a fertile buck. You also have to accept the fact...
I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues
I had a doctor called Dr. Joseph. He was straight talking, smooth-sailing, and a guy who knew what he was doing to say the least. This made me feel pretty confident about him taking my manhood. So to start with, I stood on a stool, with my balls hanging out free as a...
My Christmas Baubles
So on the day of my vasectomy, let me start by saying that I was super nervous. I was sat in the hospital room looking around at a ton of other guys, and they looked like ghosts. When they went in, they came out limping, grunting and some…yelping. You could even smell...
Mike Tyson’s Punching Bag
Everyone said don’t worry, you’ll be safe. Nothing bad can happen, it’s such a simple procedure. Man did I want to believe them, but I suppose that’s difficult when it’s your own balls that are going under the knife. Either way, I figured that, after watching my wife...
Super-Hot Nurse
So I laid on the bed and there was this super-hot nurse helping me to get ready. This hot nurse gave me a nice warm, soapy bath and a thorough cleansing. Then, not to my own surprise, I got a boner. I said to her “so this must happen all the time!” “No” she said....
Frozen Peas and A Swollen Testicle
The night before my procedure was filled with very little sleep and a ton of nerves. My son even tried to help soothe my nerves by reading me some of his X-Men comics, unfortunately when Wolverine showed up with “KAPOW” “SLASH” “BOING” I couldn’t help but wince. I...
If it feels this right, it can’t be thong
I have never been particularly paternal - no desire for the 2.2 kids lifestyle. Everyone has a bad year, right?? The year where everything that can't go wrong does?? That year for me was when I was 22. In spite of all due diligence and precautions, I get the "I'm...
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