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What a vasectomy feels like

What a vasectomy feels like

Here’s What A Vasectomy Feels Like…From A Guy Who’s Had It Done If you want to know what a vasectomy feels like then you know that you have come to the right place. You have to accept the fact that you’ll no longer be a fertile buck. You also have to accept the fact...

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I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues

I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues

I had a doctor called Dr. Joseph. He was straight talking, smooth-sailing, and a guy who knew what he was doing to say the least. This made me feel pretty confident about him taking my manhood. So to start with, I stood on a stool, with my balls hanging out free as a...

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My Christmas Baubles

My Christmas Baubles

So on the day of my vasectomy, let me start by saying that I was super nervous. I was sat in the hospital room looking around at a ton of other guys, and they looked like ghosts. When they went in, they came out limping, grunting and some…yelping. You could even smell...

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Mike Tyson’s Punching Bag

Mike Tyson’s Punching Bag

Everyone said don’t worry, you’ll be safe. Nothing bad can happen, it’s such a simple procedure. Man did I want to believe them, but I suppose that’s difficult when it’s your own balls that are going under the knife. Either way, I figured that, after watching my wife...

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Super-Hot Nurse

Super-Hot Nurse

So I laid on the bed and there was this super-hot nurse helping me to get ready. This hot nurse gave me a nice warm, soapy bath and a thorough cleansing. Then, not to my own surprise, I got a boner. I said to her “so this must happen all the time!” “No” she said....

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Frozen Peas and A Swollen Testicle

Frozen Peas and A Swollen Testicle

The night before my procedure was filled with very little sleep and a ton of nerves. My son even tried to help soothe my nerves by reading me some of his X-Men comics, unfortunately when Wolverine showed up with “KAPOW” “SLASH” “BOING” I couldn’t help but wince. I...

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If it feels this right, it can’t be thong

If it feels this right, it can’t be thong

I have never been particularly paternal - no desire for the 2.2 kids lifestyle. Everyone has a bad year, right??  The year where everything that can't go wrong does?? That year for me was when I was 22. In spite of all due diligence and precautions, I get the "I'm...

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Life is too short to be tied down by kids!

Life is too short to be tied down by kids!

I'm a 22 year old male. I had vasectomy last month, and yeah I'm sure you are wondering why a young buck like me got one. Well life is too short and there are a lot of things I want to experience in this world. I would rather not be tied down my kids. The procedure...

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Enjoy your nuts!

Enjoy your nuts!

I'm on day 2 of recovery. Procedure was on Thursday. My Urologist is one of the best in town, that is why I chose him. He and his staff were just the very best folks I've had to deal with in any form of medical setting. I've heard horror stories from friends and...

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