Seedless – the blog

Real stories from men who went under the knife – and survived. Read about our experiences to prepare for your own snippage.
A few moments of pain for a lifetime of pleasure…

All Juice. No Seeds.

Hands-on Experience

Hands-on Experience

I've never liked or wanted children. I procrastinate with a lot of things in life and decided not to procrastinate anymore. Once it's too late, it's too late. The final catalyst; my uncle's son was over. He's usually only mildly annoying, but the neighbor's kids came...

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Textbook Perfect

Textbook Perfect

I have no interest in children. I went to a consultation at planned parenthood and scheduled the surgery. The procedure was easier than I thought and had a nice conversation with the doctor while she worked on my balls. Discomfort started two or three hours later, but...

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Vasectomy means never having to hear ‘I’m late!’

Vasectomy means never having to hear ‘I’m late!’

I have never been particularly paternal - no desire for the 2.2 kids lifestyle. Everyone has a bad year, right??  The year where everything that can't go wrong does?? That year for me was when I was 22. In spite of all due diligence and precautions, I get the "I'm...

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Nobody said there’d be smoke

Nobody said there’d be smoke

I got snipped a few years ago, and the process itself was pretty easy - picked up the meds and scrubs the day before, had a good shave the morning of followed by a thorough scrubbing, then had my wife bring me to the doc. Checked out a few ancient Readers Digests...

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My “time-sensitive” specimen

My “time-sensitive” specimen

So, I got a vasectomy a few months ago, and as part of the process you're required to bring in a sample for testing. All juice, no seeds is the goal. My doc gave me the containers and instructions, which I, of course, didn't bother reading, as who really needs...

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